Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!
Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.
Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!
Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal.
Scott Pilgrim: Who told you.
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh.
Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy bitch.
Wallace Wells: You know me.
Zoe Levenson: You never know where life's gonna take you. Yes, I applied to the HARP program because I thought it would be a funny story to be rejected by Hyperion. But now I realise this is one of those rare opportunities that could truly give my life meaning beyond anything I could imagine.
Zoe Levenson: What are we gonna do, ask him to walk out of the airlock?
Natalie Keener: He broke up with me by text message.
Ryan Bingham: Wow. That's kind of like getting fired over the Internet.
Natalie Keener: Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?
Alex Goran: What a weasly prick.
Natalie Keener: Yeah, but what does that make me? Someone who falls for a prick.
Alex Goran: We all fall for the prick. Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable and they're fun. And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks.
Sheryl: Boys are babies, right?
Marilyn: The one thing I've learned is no matter what words they use, the question beneath the question remains the same.
Sheryl: All right. What's the question?
Marilyn: Which one of you will hurt me? You just asked it clearer than most.
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