Quotes from Anders Holm movies and TV shows

Darren: Way to go babydunk.
Joel: Huh, what? This is your plan.
Darren: No, I said Home Alone-style zipline. This is Home Alone 3 at best.

Darren: Dude there's like a buffalo bill went to cosco amount of lotion over here.

Joel: You're going to smoke salvia while we're being hunted by murderers?
Darren: That's right man, you know why? Cause I don't want to know that I'm hunted by murderers.

Alexxx: Do you think Tom Brady is in The Brady Bunch?
Joel: It's the dad, right?
Darren: No.
Alexxx: No he isn't.

Joel: Maybe we should turn ourselves in.
Darren: What's with the pockets?
Joel: I'm showing them I'm unarmed.

Darren: Mitch your dick.
Mitch: Eh, don't worry about it boys. We live in Los Angeles. I give it eight weeks before me and the swamp thing get re-attached or regrown or whatever the hell they're going to do to us back to fucking have this town, am I right boy?

Darren: We're sorry we killed your friend, seriously.
Rich: My what? My what? My friend? You sound like my dad! He wasn't my friend, he was my everything.

Matt: We're like your sister wives.