Sydney White: Just to clarify, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
Lenny: Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?
Sydney White: Yeah.
Lenny: Do you need a place to stay?
Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: I wish we had the same size feet.
Sydney White: It is fine. Isn't it part of this whole sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?
Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: Sure.
Sydney White: I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
Rachel Witchburn: I'm the last person you wanna mess with.
Sydney White: No. You're the first.
Sydney White: Green and White.
Rachel Witchburn: Wrong. Emerald and Pearl.
Sydney White: I'm sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.
Rachel Witchburn: Sydney, what are the Kappa colors?
Sydney White: Green and White.
Rachel Witchburn: Emerald and Pearl.
Sydney White: Sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
Tyler: Who are you Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot.
Sydney White: Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.
Tyler: Marry me.
Henry Dashwood: For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Daphne Reynolds: Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry Dashwood: No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Daphne Reynolds: I had you down as an all bran man.
Daphne Reynolds: Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me.
Libby Reynolds: I love you a million Swedish Fish.
Daphne Reynolds: I love you a million red M&M's.
Daphne Reynolds: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ian: You know, just another one of my glamourous jobs.
Daphne Reynolds: Oh.
Henry Dashwood: You like Co-co Puffs?
Daphne Reynolds: Dude, It's chocolate! Need I say more?
Henry Dashwood: I'm not explaining this very well, am I?
Daphne Reynolds: No, not really. But I'm having fun watching you try.
Ian: Looking for me?
Daphne Reynolds: No, I was just looking for the loo.
Ian: Outside? On the terrace?
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