Quotes from Adrien Brody movies and TV shows

Bloom: Eat your waffles, fat man.

Bloom: What was your childhood like?
Penelope Stamp: I make cameras out of watermelons.

Bloom: You don't understand what my brother does. He writes his cons the way dead Russians write novels, with thematic arcs and embedded symbolism and shit. And he wrote me as the vulnerable anti-hero. And that's why you think you want to kiss me. It's a con.

Bloom: Trying to get something real by telling yourself stories is a trap.

Bloom: Do you feel cheated?
Penelope Stamp: The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat.

Bloom: How did you find me?
Penelope Stamp: Bang Bang.
Bloom: Bang Bang?
Penelope Stamp: She gave me her cell number.
Bloom: Bang Bang has a cell phone?

Ruby Stein: Michelangelo's old man considered art a profession of social disgrace. A lot of his art is a projection of his own emotional pain at home.

Peter: I like how mean you are.
Jack: The characters are all... Thanks.

Francis: Is that my belt?
Peter: Can I borrow it?

Peter: I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

Peter: Those Germans are bothering me.

Francis: Any questions?
Peter: I have one. What happened to your face?

Francis: I guess I've still got a lot of healing to do.
Jack: Gettin' there, though.
Peter: Anyway, it's definitely going to add a lot of character to you.

Peter: You know, maybe right before whenever you're about to take out your tooth, you should say something like, "Please forgive this." Because, actually, it's kind of.
Francis: Can you back away a little? You just spit in my eye.

Peter: What about our snake?
The Chief Steward: It's dead.
Peter: He killed it?
Jack: It's got to be against his religion or something.

Peter: I can't believe you just said that.
Francis: Why not? It's the truth.
Jack: He didn't really mean it.
Alice: I think you're all equally grief-stricken. Let's just leave it at that.

Francis: Ok. Let's check the next itinerary.
Peter: Fuck the itinerary.

Francis: Let's take a look at the itinerary.
Peter: Fuck the itinerary.

Nix: Expert in the penitentiary system, are you boy?
Travis: I just watch a lot of Discovery Channel.

Archaleta: Justice is what keeps us safe as a society. Ordered law.
Travis: Justice is what starts wars. And eye for and eye for an eye. It takes a turning of the cheek for this species to evolve.
Archaleta: Ah, so you're the one who knows what it's going to take for this society to evolve.
Travis: I'm just regurgitating what people have been saying for a long time.