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Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime - S2-E13

SpongeBob: We'll spend the rest of our lives running. Running. But at least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
[Fire goes out].

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The Secret Box / Band Geeks - S2-E14

Squidward: Spongebob, I have a confession to make.
[Squidward takes shower cap off his head].
Spongebob: [Squeals] You're... bald?
Squidward: No, I'm not bald! I'm alive!

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Texas / Walking Small - S1-E18

[SpongeBob in the shape of Texas].
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what am I now?
Patrick: Uh, stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
[Both laugh].

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SB-129 / Karate Choppers - S1-E14

Sandy: I love karate!
SpongeBob: I love kara-tay!
Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay!
Squidward: I hate all of you.

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Jellyfishing / Plankton! - S1-E3

Plankton: Hear me Krabs, when I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I went to college!

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New Student Starfish / Clams - S3-E14

SpongeBob: You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the back of the room! It cost me one of my good noodle stars!
Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
SpongeBob: Gee Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one!

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Tenacle-vision/I Heart Dancing - S7-E8

[SpongeBob dances].
Squidward: That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen.
SpongeBob: Who put you on the planet?

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The Secret Box / Band Geeks - S2-E14

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again].
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

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Krusty Towers/Mrs. Puff, You're Fired - S4-E9

Squidward: What's in these bags, rocks?
[Suitcase opens and rocks spill out].
Squidward: Hey, it's all rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life.

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