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Bandit: [To Big and Little Enos - laughing] It must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf.

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Bandit: Why do you want me to go to Texarkana to get all that beer anyway?
Little Enos: It ain't never been done, hotshit.
Bandit: Watch your mouth little lady.

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Bandit: Why go to Texarkana to get bootleg liquor?
Little Enos: Because he's thirsty. Dummy.

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Cletus: Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy some-bitch tried to drive up under my truck.

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