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Spider-Man - S13-E9

Nostalgia Critic: Meanwhile a nearby base is testing their vibrator grasshopper when Norman crashes the party. (00:16:55)

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Justice League - S12-E45

Cinema Snob: The Amazons guard a powerful device called the Mother Box.
Nostalgia Critic: Mother Box?
Cinema Snob: Yeah, she married the Game Cube and gave birth to the Game Boy.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh. (00:11:14)

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That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32

Nostalgic Critic: How am I supposed to focus on the watch when the top of the Technodrome is emerging from her thumb!? (00:12:40)

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That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32

Nostalgia Critic: Hey Snob, how do you pretend two actors have chemistry while also making up for scenes that you ran out of money to shoot?
Cinema Snob: ADR them in a long shot of a car driving?
Nostalgia Critic: Ding ding ding!
Loyd: That ADR is preposterous. You didn't even see their lips move!
Chaplin: Yeah! It's almost as bad as the ones for Garfield.
Loyd: Garfield's lips aren't supposed to move, you meat head!
Chaplin: Oh! That's why he confused me in Amazing Spider-Man.
Loyd: Useless! (00:15:00)

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Alice in Wonderland - S7-E9

Nostalgia Critic: What is this, some sort of LSD land?
Alice: You're not too far off, actually... It's Burton Land.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh Christ! (00:01:25)

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Nostalgia Critic: Pfft! I wanna bundle you up in a toy and call you My Little Hitler. (00:15:40)

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Sleepwalkers - S11-E39

Malcolm: I'm levels of uncomfortable I didn't know existed. (00:06:40)

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Sleepwalkers - S11-E39

Nostalgia Critic: So, with my giddiness ready to burst...
[Nostalgia Critic's giddiness bursts splattering blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera: Can't you write one year where we're not covered in blood!?
Nostalgia Critic: If I did I know I'd be doing something wrong. This is Sleepwalkers!
[Giddiness rises again and bursts more blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera:... Is it Christmas yet?
Malcolm: Why? He's just going to cover us in more blood. (00:02:35)

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Eight Crazy Nights - S6-E45

Nostalgia Critic: Hey, how about that? People may die, but stupidity is forever. (00:24:55)

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Big Fat Liar - S11-E36

Nostalgia Critic: Out for vengeance and, incredibly awkward and hyped up on coke! Now you'll blend in as someone from Hollywood. (00:09:35)

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Fantastic 4 Rise of Silver Surfer - S11-E37

[Johnny turns into The Thing.]
Nostalgia Critic:... You look like one of the Smosh guys in a gritty reboot of The Tigger Movie. (00:14:10)

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Nostalgia Critic: Hellooooo, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.

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Batman and Robin - S1-E19

Nostalgia Critic: A Bat... Credit Card?.. They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the balls... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? nooo! nooo! Does not compute! Does not compute. (00:08:25)

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