The Machine

Bert: Dad, give me some life advice some words of wisdom.
Albert Kreischer: Everybody's gotta die sometime.
Bert: That's it?

Albert Kreischer: I think I liked that story better when I thought it was a lie.

Irina: Did I do that?

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