Queens Logic

Al: Come on, what do I gotta do?
Patricia: You could crawl through broken glass on your hands and knees with a sign on your back that says asshole. That might get you in the door.

Carla: Look at him, he's so cute.
Patricia: Cute? The guy buys a new Monte Carlo every year because his name's Monte.

Carla: Look, I only got two kids. I didn't adopt you, Al, I married you.

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