Delivery Man (2013)

Plot hole: The premise of the movie is that a group of this man's genetic offspring have united to learn his identity. He receives a stack of the bios of those in the lawsuit. One of the children he visits is severely disabled in a nursing facility and would not have been capable of joining the lawsuit.

David: Congratulations, "darling."
Brett: I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.
David: She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.
Brett: No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.
David: And your kids?
Brett: They think it's cool.

David: Do your kids play professional basketball?
Brett: No, not to my knowledge but I will enquire. They don't tell me everything.

David: You see what happens when the tofu hits the grill. Nothing. Exactly what happens when the tofu hits our taste buds.