Fur Protestor: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?
Margo Brofman: Know how many rich animals I had to fuck to get this coat?
Amanda Brooks: You know, being a woman, it's not half bad. It's being both that is the bitch.
Amanda Brooks: So tell me, what adjective would you say best describes him?
Arnold's Secretary Denise: Asshole.
Amanda Brooks: That could also be a noun.
Arnold's Secretary Denise: Major asshole.
Amanda Brooks: Think I'd look good in something like that?
Margo Brofman: There's not much you wouldn't look good in.
Amanda Brooks: I bet you say that to all the boys who become girls.
Amanda Brooks: Jeez, did you check out that ass? Boy, how'd you like to give her a punch in the pants, huh, Walt?
Walter Stone: Oh, no, you're not gay are you?
Amanda Brooks: Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite.
Steve Brooks: I don't believe it. I'm sitting with three beautiful woman who said they hated me. I got to be dreaming.
Margo Brofman: We still hate you.
Felicia: We decided you should be punished for the way you treat woman.
Liz: Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped.
Steve Brooks: And how are you going to stop me?
Margo Brofman: We're going to kill you.
Steve Brooks: Oh, what a way to die.
Amanda Brooks: I'm Steve's sister.
Dream Girl: He never told me he had a sister.
Amanda Brooks: I'm his half-sister.
Dream Girl: He never told me he had half of a sister.
Amanda Brooks: We're looking for Steve, we don't know where he went. He said he was gonna chuck it all, like Gauguin.
Dream Girl: Who?
Walter Stone: Gauguin. He's an artist who went to Tahiti.
Dream Girl: I thought you said you didn't know where he went.
Margo Brofman: All right, you want me to tell you why you couldn't handle it?
Amanda Brooks: Unless you'd like me to jump off the fucking roof.
Margo Brofman: She's gay.
Amanda Brooks: No kidding.
Margo Brofman: And you are a macho, homophobic.
Amanda Brooks: Homophobic.
Margo Brofman: Yes, and gay male or female scares the living hell out of you.
Amanda Brooks: Right.
Margo Brofman: Where are you going?
Amanda Brooks: To jump off the fucking roof.
Margo Brofman: I should be so lucky.
