This Is 40 (2012)

Debbie: I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.

Pete: Snitches end up in ditches.

Sadie: I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.
Pete: First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
Sadie: That's because Mad Men sucks.
Pete: What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some fucking island.
Sadie: A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.

Pete: Don't talk to me about responsibilities. I have a life. I have a family. I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting high, jerking off, and then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at three o'clock in the morning.
Ronnie: That's not even the order that happens in.

Barry: That's the one thing you don't do. You don't tell her you took Viagra. I'm pretty sure that's on the warning label.

Debbie: Who goes to the bathroom for a half hour?
Pete: John Goodman.

Debbie: All of a sudden we're a magnet of negativity. What did we do?

Debbie: I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.