John 'Spud' Milton: I don't know about you Sir, but drinking just makes me sad. It's like the more you drink, the sadder you get... and the sadder you get the more you drink.
Mr. 'The Guv' Edly: Women! Cant live with them. Cant ship them off to Zimbabwe.
The Viking: I will be running a tight ship... in fact this ship will be run tighter than a nun's fanny.