Schmidt: When did I get stabbed? That's AWESOME!
Captain Dickson: You are here because you some Justin Beaver, Molly Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers. You will be going in as undercover high school students.
Jenko: Fuck you, Glee!
Captain Dickson: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... You have the right to... Remain an attorney...
Captain Dickson: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.