Reverend Chester: I believe that I've got a job for you.
Francis Phelan: I worked today up at the cemetery.
Reverend Chester: Splendid.
Francis Phelan: Well, shovelin' dirt ain't all that splendid.
Rudy: Doc says I got cancer. First thing I ever got.
Oscar Reo: I think I know you two Turks.
Francis Phelan: Well, you'd be thinkin' right. 'Cept you wasn't sportin' that pussy-tickler last time I seen ya.
Francis Phelan: I'd like to buy this shirt from you. Will you take two bits for it?
Rosskam: Why does a bum need a clean shirt?
Francis Phelan: Clothes make the man, they say.
Rosskam: Tidy bum. Sensitive, tidy bum I got on my wagon.