Katherine: I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.
Danny: You dropped your...
Joanna Damon: Can I sit for ten seconds without getting hit on?
Danny: I was just going to tell you you dropped your purse.
Palmer: So Bart, if you could be anyone else, who would it be?
Michael: Mr. Dechesray.
Maggie: Our mailman?
Michael: He just seems to have it all figured out.
Fat Kid: Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!
Danny: What? He put his face on my pee-pee!
Michael: Can we go to McFunnigan's?
Danny: How about Chuck E. Cheese because it's right down the street from my house?
Michael: You mention that place again, and I walk.
