Victor Vacendak: Get the meat.
Alex Furlong: How'm I doin'?
Victor Vacendak: Not bad.
Alex Furlong: How the hell do you eat river rat?
Eagle Man: Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail, and then you gut it. Then it's all a matter of the sauce. You don't just plop down a rodent on a plate and say here's your river rat would you like red wine or white with 'em. Not that there's any wine around here anyway.
Ian McCandless: Welcome to my Mind.
Michelette: How would you feel if you'd been dead a day and a half and someone brought your more bad news?
Alex Furlong: What... no applause?
Victor Vacendak: Show's not over yet.