Wally Mars: Do you want to tell me about your new school?
Sebastian: Why?
Wally Mars: Because you're a kid and there's nothing else to talk about.
Kassie Larson: I'm in the market for semen, and.
Wally Mars: And?
Kassie Larson: I need you to help me find some.
Kassie Larson: Would you please not Wally this into a situation worse than it already is.
Wally Mars: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Kassie Larson: I'm ready to do it now. Life is in session.
Kassie Larson: Would you please stop having sex with your food?
Wally Mars: I - - um, hijacked your pregnancy.
Leonard: You should go home, Wally.
Wally Mars: They are my home, Leonard.
