Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black.
Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
Daphne Binks: I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch "Gossip Girl."
Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.
Aaron Green: ...Well I don't have one so.
Aaron Green: Are you Paul Krugman?
Paul Krugman: Uh, yeah.
Aaron Green: My dad loves your shit.
Paul Krugman: Uh, thank you.
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious."
Aldous Snow: Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.
Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.
Pharrell Williams: How do I look?
Sergio Roma: Man, lose the pink. It's not gangster.
Pharrell Williams: That's your problem. Everything is gangster with you.
Sergio Roma: The name of the song is "I'm gangsta!"
Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green: Brunette.
Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.
Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.
Sergio Roma: Shut up. Don't speak.
Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before?
Aaron Green: I don't think so.
Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: You are?
Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
Jonathan Snow: That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.
Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was Darfur, or Zimbabwe, or Rwanda, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.
Sergio Roma: You tell him that you loved "African Child."
Sergio Roma: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
