Michael: Money Changers.
Michael: I'm not that kind of angel.
Michael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.
Michael: No injuries, 6360 battles.
Michael: Battle.
Michael: Hey, what's the opposite of white?
Frank Quinlan: Black.
Michael: No. Yolk.
Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
Michael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker."
Pansy Milbank: Language.