Hostel: Part II (2007)

Stuart: Isn't it bad luck to toast with water?
Todd: Yeah. Bad luck for whoever meets us today.

Beth: What's the code?
Stuart: When's your birthday?
Beth: That's fucking sick.

Beth: So you and Sasha. Are you two.
Axelle: Oh, no. God, no. He's old enough to be my dad.
Beth: What does he do?
Axelle: He does auctions.

Stuart: I am strong. I am fucking Hercules.

Stephanie: When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?
Paxton: I'm not.
Stephanie: She still thinks her son is in Europe.
Paxton: What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.
Stephanie: Yeah, exactly. Someone should.
Paxton: No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.

Stuart: Do you think we're sick?
Todd: Fuck no. Dude, you look anywhere in the world where there's no law... whether it's fucking Chad or New Orleans... and this is the shit people are doing, bro. We're the normal ones.
Stuart: Any idea what you're gonna do in there?
Todd: You don't even wanna know. You don't even wanna know.

Stuart: Your friend looks like she's having fun.
Beth: Yeah. I get to listen to them have sex later.
Stuart: Can we switch? I'm over at the Dvorzak hotel and it's probably been three centuries since anybody's had sex over there.