Iris: I'm looking for corny in my life.
Olivia: You don't like tents?
Iris: I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life.
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.
Iris: Lowpoint.
Arthur Abbott: Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms," and the woman says, "I just need a top." They look at each other and that's the 'meet cute.'.
Arthur Abbott: I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit.
Ethan: Look at me. I'm down here sweating like a pig. And look at you. You're the only woman on the face of the earth that breaks up with her boyfriend and doesn't even shed a tear. I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
Amanda: Why does it bug you so much that I can't cry?
Answer: Iris only turns on one burner without lighting it. When the Internet tone for getting a message sounds, Iris comes to her senses, turns off the unlit burner, opens the window and then answers Amanda's message.
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