Sara: Is it because you just don't understand the vagina? I'd be happy to draw you a chart.
Madame Belly: What do I look like, a comedian?
Jake: Touch my bass, Rebecca.
Michelle: What up, Dick? Just a little warning: that ain't mud on your bed.
Rebecca: The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before... pure love.