Dick Harper: Son of a bitch.
Jane Harper: That fucker.
Dick Harper: Hon, language.
Billy Harper: Mama quit her yob yayyyy.
Billy Harper: Don't take away my Telemundo.
Disgruntled Kostmart Customer: I saw you eyeballing me! All up in my goodies.
Jane Harper: We might be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick.
Jane Harper: I went to this Botox Experiment, and I had a little accident... does it really look that bad?
Dick Harper: No. Just... different.
Day Laborer: Hey Dick, can we talk about these some other time?
Answer: He says he works for "Enron", a notorious company that was involved in a major fraud scandal.
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