Sarah: If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.
Sarah: I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing.
Sarah: ...and you drive so slow.
Earl: I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car.
Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.
Annie: I'm the most screwed-up person in the world.
Sarah: You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room.
Sarah: Am I over-thinking this?
Jeff: You're not under-thinking it.
Jeff: You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.
Blake Burroughs: Wanna have sex?
Sarah: Excuse me?
Blake Burroughs: No... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just, I was looking for my father, this is supposed to be his table but I don't see him anywhere. So, if he comes by, tell him Blake was here for me, would ya?
Sarah: Who is your dad?
Blake Burroughs: Beau Burroughs.
Beau Burroughs: Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.
Sarah: This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance.
