Blackie Benson: Heathcliff! Where are you taking that torpedo?
Heathcliff: I'm not taking it, it's takin' me.
Heathcliff: I gotta go home, I forgot something.
Blackie Benson: What'd you forget?
Heathcliff: I forgot to stay there.
Blackie Benson: No, you don't want to drink. Remember, every time you go into a barroom, the Devil goes in with you.
Heathcliff: If he does, he buys his own drink.