Percy: If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.
Simon Green: She's right?
Percy: That's right.
Simon Green: Always?
Percy: Right.
Simon Green: Right.
Percy: That's right.
Simon Green: All right okay, what about all that talk about my dignity?
Percy: Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right.
Simon Green: Why can't black people listen to country music?
Keisha Jones: Why?
Simon Green: Because every time they say "hoe-down" they think their sister got shot.
Percy: I don't want to hear about you sleeping with my daughter - you're sleeping with me now.
Keisha Jones: Theresa's boyfriend is white.
Percy: I know.
Keisha Jones: Oh, I know you know. I just wanted to see your face when you heard it again.
Simon Green: You know, if Theresa had told me you guys were black it really could have saved us an awkward situation.
