Evelyn: God, you're dumb.
Al Monte: Never let it be said that sweet Al Monte can't take a hint.
David 'Dave' Garver: Who's hinting?
Evelyn: Something wrong?
David 'Dave' Garver: No, I keep getting the feeling I know you from somewhere.
David 'Dave' Garver: You told me you didn't know where she was.
Jay Jay: So I lied - picket me.
Al Monte: All right, I think I will go out and hit the streets but before doing that I will blow me a little number.
David 'Dave' Garver: Take it in the other room, will ya - get zonked just breathing the air in here.
David 'Dave' Garver: That's right, you assumed wrong.
David 'Dave' Garver: Well you shouldn't lend your sweaters to blabbermouths.
Sgt. McCallum: Why don't you play some Montovani sometime?
David 'Dave' Garver: Didn't know you liked the show.
Sgt. McCallum: I don't. I like Montovani.
Evelyn: Don't you like me?
David 'Dave' Garver: You're a nice girl.
Evelyn: But who needs nice girls?
David 'Dave' Garver: I'm kind of hung up on one.
Evelyn: And you don't want to complicate your life.
David 'Dave' Garver: That's exactly right.
Evelyn: Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
Jay Jay: Its nothing personal, I just happen to think she could be a first rate artist if her damn hormones didn't keep getting in the way.
Tobie Williams: Oh I didn't wish you anything too serious, just a couple of months in traction.
David 'Dave' Garver: You're all heart.
David 'Dave' Garver: Jay Jay, why don't you go cruise some sailors, huh?
Jay Jay: Oh please, don't mention seafood.
Tobie Williams: I really missed this place.
David 'Dave' Garver: I missed you.
Tobie Williams: You'd do me a big favour if you didn't say things like that.
Al Monte: Well you know what they always say my man, "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword."
David 'Dave' Garver: Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, huh.
David 'Dave' Garver: Care for a beer?
Al Monte: Not really, I'd go for something more uplifting but not a brew, David, not a brew my man.