Chester: We have a chance. Like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Chester: I've never saw such beautiful landscaping. Looks like all the trees threw up.
Chester: My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderful! Everybody likes me.
Redneck: Hey, Chester. My name's Harland, and to me you look like a giant asshole.
Chester: Well, if I'm an asshole there's a reason for it. You're contagious.
Chester: I'm off to a great stop.
Answer: Maybe they just thought he had a deep voice for a girl. I also thought about that, like when the girls hug Martha he's a guy - no boobs - but it's just a fun movie.