Marion Harrington: I'm pregnant.
Richard Harrington: I smoke pot?.
Laura Harrington: Was there no dial tone?
Frank Harrington: No, Laura. I just forgot the number to 9-1-1.
Richard Harrington: What's up little critter, I'm you're Uncle dick.
Laura Harrington: Bang! Bang! You're dead.
Frank Harrington: She's in shock.