Mickey Fitzpatrick: Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.
Mr. Fitzpatrick: That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.
Francis: Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.
Heather Davis: Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?
Francis: I haven't had sex with my wife in months.
Heather Davis: Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need the practice.
Renee Fitzpatrick: Francis, I cannot remember the last time I saw your penis.
Mr. Fitzpatrick: Let me get this straight. You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?
