Vince: You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chickenshit or chicken salad.
Vince: Can you keep a secret?
Mitch: Yeah.
Vince: So can I.
Vince: I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine.
Aunt Sofia: You still want to kill people?
Mitch: Na, they're too stupid.
Aunt Sofia: You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle.