The Prince and Me (2004)

Paige: Do you think the people are gonna mind if I'm going to be their queen and all I've seen is the airport?
Soren: No.

Paige: We did King Lear, now we're on the sonnets. Next it's Hamlet, which is about a whiny prince from Denmark. What does that have to do with reality?
Eddie: More than you think.
Paige: Well you're from Denmark. Do you even have princes?
Eddie: Yes, I think we do.

Eddie: This Saturday evening there's a party at Brenner hall, a gathering. I was wondering if you would like to accompany me?
Paige: Accompany you?
Eddie: Oh, right, yes, how do you say it colloquially? Um, yo dog, there's a party kicking at my crib if you want to roll down there with me.
Paige: That was just sad, don't ever do that again.

Soren: The chances of a relationship between yourself and Miss Paige are not promising. You two are of a completely different caliber.
Eddie: Soren, just cause she isn't royalty doesn't mean she's not important.
Soren: The higher caliber I was referring to, sir, was hers.

Paige: Denmark isn't ready for a Queen like me.
Eddie: Well then they'll have to be. Because I am.

Paige: Are there a lot of princes where you're from, or are you kinda it?
Eddie: I'm it.

Paige: I've never felt this way before.

Paige: Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward the next five years.
Beth: I hate it when she starts to talk about her life plan.

Queen: Being royal requires you to sacrifice who you are for who you must be.

Paige: Where's Eddie?
Scotty: Oh, you mean, prince-who-ate-my-triscuits-and-didn't-replace-them?

Paige: Could you please put a shirt on or something?
Eddie: If you're going to be a doctor, you're going to have to get used to naked men.