Dirk: Yeah I heard you. Something about "cocks and quarters." Yeah, we have that here in the states only we call it "hide the sausage."
Penelope: Juan, you're bleeding.
Juan: You should see the other hombre.
Dave: Hey, I think something's wrong with the lights.
Island Guest: After hearing the Machete Phil story: Wait wait... your telling me that there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there?
Putman: David, you hated him for killing your parents. You see, what none of us did know, what none of us could know, was that David's parents were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.
Jenny: What the hell's wrong with you Putman? Everyone knows Dave's parents got killed at a Pete show.
Juan: Way to bring up on a sore subject.
Sam, The Fun Police: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island. You have the right to fun. If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you.
Sam: Nobody ever suspects the fun police.
Lars: I guess now they'll kick me out of the Pacifists Club.
Jenny: Or just ask you nicely to leave.
Juan: You are the fucking FUN police.
Putman: You've manacled me to my death-bed, you Piccadilly whore.
Juan: When you jump squeeze your ass cheeks together or water will fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestines.
Manny: Oh good 'cause I have an announcement to make to Roy: I'm totally bake-aked.
Jenny: Aren't you bringing any weapons?
Lars Bronkhorst: I have all the weapons I need.
Putman Livingston: Piss on that! I'm bringing a ma-she-tay.
Jenny: Amy Aerobics accidentally swallowed some rat poison.
Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.
Juan: Ok. Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having sex with a goat. Ok? It that what you wanted to hear? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids.
Lars: What happened to the Jacuzzi?
Rolo: Hey! What about my nipples?
Sam: The boat may be hidden under some sticks... or branches.
Answer: This is a joke referring to the numerous slasher movies where the killer survives all most anything and still comes back. Like when the killer is killed of in the end of the movie but then reappears in the sequel.
Andreas[DK]