Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? You know, it's fake and processed, just like America.
Rod: Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.
Matthew: There are no defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.
Rod: Oh, yeah, nice from a far, but far from nice.
Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists.
