Leroy Green: I do not even have a paint brush.
Leroy Green: Hey my man, what it look like?
Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff: Well who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff: Who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff: I can't hear you.
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff: Come on, Leroy. Teach me something.
Daddy Green: Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's Pizza.
Angela Viracco: Oh Eddie, you're all wet.
Sho'nuff: Alright, Leroy, who's the one and only master?
Leroy Green: I am.
Friend: Yo, check out the cornball!
Richie: He ain't no cornball! He's my brother and he's the master.
Leroy Green: Sometimes it is hard to live the way of the wise.
Laura Charles: I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard. You know, like someone to guard my body? What girl could do worse that to have her own real life kung fu master?
Leroy Green: I am no master.
Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me.