Friday the 13th (1980)

Crazy Ralph: You're doomed! You're all doomed.

Officer Dorf: What you been smoking, boy?
Jack: Smoking? Don't smoke. Causes cancer.
Officer Dorf: You know what I mean. What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Columbian gold, man. Grass. Hash. The weed. Dig it?
Ned: Hey, what's he talking about?
Officer Dorf: Hey, don't get smart.
Ned: Me? I'm as dumb as they come!

Ned: He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.
Marcie: Next, they're going to tell us there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake.
Jack: The crocodiles are in the cabin.

Claudette: Somebody'll see.
Barry: No, they won't.

The Truck Driver: All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
Annie: I don't know.
Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
The Truck Driver: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone.
Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again.
The Truck Driver: Oh, shut up, Ralph.
Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse.

Alice: Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.
Bill: Paint's all right. Need more thinner.
Alice: Okay.
Bill: Alice. Did the others show up?
Alice: Yeah, everybody except that girl Annie.
Bill: Think you're gonna last all summer?
Alice: I don't know if i'm gonna last all week.
Alice: I'll tell Steve about the thinner.
Bill: Fine.

Annie: Guess I always wanted to work with children. I hate when people call 'em kids. Sounds like little goats. When you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything.

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

Brenda: Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
Bill: More beer? More beer.

Mrs. Voorhees: Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

Officer Dorf: You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't! We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here.

Bill: If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em.

Tierney: It's not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we've gotta have a full moon too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.
Steve Christy: You're making a science out of coincidence.

Mrs. Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.

Mrs. Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention... They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals... here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched. Every minute. He was... he wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now, dear.