Throw Momma from the Train (1987)

Momma: Who the hell are you?
Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Larry: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid.

Larry Donner: She's not a woman, she's the Terminator!

Owen: She didn't feel a thing, Professor Donner. I know how important that is to you not to have her feel a thing.
Larry: Who?
Owen: Your wife. She had a little trouble walking, but that was from the gardener.
Larry: You saw my wife?
Owen: She was kind of a tart, Larry. Although I can see why you married her. She was very beautiful.

Larry: Remember, a writer writes, always.

Momma: Owen! Food.
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft-boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly goddammit! And don't burn the toast.
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

Owen: Where are you going?
Larry: I'm gonna kill the bitch. You want something?
Owen: Could you get me a Chunky?

Larry: Hate makes you impotent, Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in the middle you can survive.

Momma: Who the hell are you, all of a sudden?

Momma: He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke.

Momma: Get out of my way, you black bastard.
Larry: What?

Owen: Larry! I can't breathe.
Larry: Yes! That's because I'm choking you.

Larry: One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper.

Rosey: He called her a very bad name, and said "I hate her! I wish she were dead!"

Larry: The night was dry, but it was raining.