Marjoribanks: Gentlemen, have I your agreement for a policy of unremitting quasi-teutonic organisational protectionism?
Captain: I'm going to be blunt, and make some very cutting remarks.
Marjoribanks: To be sure, sir, that's a contradiction in terms, but then English is a very curious language.
Captain: If you interrupt me once more, Mr...?
Marjoribanks: Marjoribanks, sir.
Captain: You interrupt me once more, mate, and you'll hear some really curious language.
Drunk Passenger: Love, hey?
Doctor: How did you know?
Drunk Passenger: That's why I drink. To forget her.
Doctor: Forget who?
Drunk Passenger: Blessed if I can remember.
