Leah: Brad, you rock man.
Leah: I'll be Brooke.
Brad: You, be Brooke? Right...
Leah: Yeah. It's quite simple to do. Just think "bobbing head doll." Ready? Hi! I'm Brooke. I'm a vapid, vacant, vacuous girly girl. Tee-hee!
Brad: You know what love is backwards? It's E-V-O-L. Evil! Pure evil! Granted it's spelled differently, but it's the same thing.
Leah: Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient?
Josh: It's pretty much all of us.
Leah: We have been friends since like sperm.
