Jackpot! (2024)

Katie: I do trust you, Noel. For some weird reason, I-I do. I think it's because you look like a bulldog that, like, a witch cast a spell on... and turned into a human, like, against his will. You ever get that?
Noel: Yes.

Katie: I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder that cares about the tongues of people he beats up.
Noel: I mean... that feels rude, but... not inaccurate.

Katie: Why would NASA need a marine biologist?

Johnny Grand: All right, so what are you going to do now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim?
Katie: I'm gonna get the fuck out of Los Angeles.

Opening Text: The California Grand Lottery © started during the Great Depression of 2026. The New Government was desperate for money and so was the public. It was simple. Kill the winner before sundown and legally take their jackpot. The only rule? No guns. No Bullets Some people call it dystopian. But those people are no fun. LOS ANGELES 2030.