Ted: You know, when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up, and our hearts break in two.
Ted: We're all just passing through, kiddo. Just passing through, that's all.
Ted: It will be the kiss by which all others in your life will be judged... and found wanting.
Carol: You're a strange person.
Ted: SHH! Tell no-one.
Ted: Kids always think farts are funny.
Liz Garfield: Time and tide wait for no man.
Ted: I wouldn't have missed a single minute of it, Bobby. Not for the whole world.
Ted: We're all time's captives, hostages to eternity.
Bobby: Ben Jonson?
Ted: No, Boris Pasternak. He was a Russian of no account, I think.