Ken Bates: This is some next level bath-salt shit.
Jonathan: No, it's just black Friday. Excitement is in the air.
Anita: Green Friday.
Jonathan: That's right. Green Friday, baby. It's all part of the fun, It's known as competitive shopping.
Jonathan: You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers? They can never accept the fact that the night is over.
Ken Bates: I guarantee that's some soccer mom high on the thrill of being a douche.
Archie: Ready for the shit show.
Ken Bates: Back the fuck up homie.