Michelle Darnell: Pity's all you've got. Pity's your best friend.
Michelle Darnell: Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Michelle Darnell: I am amazed that the United Center is even still standing because I crushed it tonight.
Tito: You crushed it like velvet.
Michelle Darnell: I tried a Dorito for the first time last night. It wasn't cheese. It was... cheese adjacent, but not cheese. It was really good.
Mike Beals: Looks like someone loves Mortal Kombat.