Barb: I'm gonna destroy all music, EXCEPT FOR ROCK.
Guy: I'm not gonna be the good guy... I'm gonna be the great guy.
Molotov Girl: Whoa, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
Barley Lightfoot: Put it in O, for onward.
Diana Prince: Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.
The Cat: I know what you're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking exactly the same thing: What's in the box? And can we empty it so I can sit in it?
Otto: I have a gambling problem.
Shaggy Rogers: Drop some F-bombs.
Blue Falcon: Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG.
Shaggy Rogers: No! Falcon bombs.
Hua Li: We have excellent news! The matchmaker has found you an auspicious match.
Hua Zhou: It is decided. Come and sit down. It is what is best for our family.
Guy: Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow.
John Thornton: This is a map of the Yukon. My son was always reading adventure stories, crazy about the news coming out of the Yukon. Wasn't the gold, he didn't care about that, it was the mountains. He spent all day looking at maps and pictures of the mountains, dreaming about was on the other side, places no-one had been, wild places. We could go, you and me, see what's out there. What do you think?
Sherlock Holmes: Sometimes you must dangle your feet in the water in order to attract the sharks.
Artemis: We have to shut the Sky Tower down.
The Admiral: Let's try to live through this first.
Clyde: You can always tell in their eyes, just look at their eyes.
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
The Grandma: I'll call my cousin Ester, have him make a reservation for us at the Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel. He was the executive chef there for over thirty years, he's got pull there. He's a star. His cooking put that hotel on the map. It's the swankiest resort in all of Alabama. You'll be telling your grandkids about your stay in this hotel!
The Boy: How do you know it'll be safe there?
The Grandma: Because child, ain't nothing but rich white folks at the Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel. And witches only prey on the poor. The overlooked. The kids they think nobody's going to make a fuss about if they go missing. Go pack!
Commander Root: Our world has never been in more danger. Human greed is what drove us underground all those years ago, to escape from your rapacious appetite. I warn you, boy, you are not prepared for the truth behind what you seek. Now you will believe, Artemis Fowl.
Captain Kidd: See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put 'em all together and you have a story.
Renee Lomito-Smith: You Saw The Footage?
Sergeant Kesper: I Don't Need To See The Footage... I Just Need To Get Rid Of It.
Johnny Cage: Heeere's Johnny.