Best comedy movie quotes of 2019

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Nora Fanshaw: Where do you want to live now, doll?
Nicole: Well, I'm here now, obviously. I don't know if the show will get picked up. It feels like home. It is home. It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie.
Nora Fanshaw: You want to stay here?
Nicole: Charlie's not going to want that. He hates LA.
Nora Fanshaw: We're interested in what you want to do. What you're doing is an act of hope. You understand that?
Nicole: Yeah.

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Mandy: Oh... my... doll.

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Andrei: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.

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Enzo: He picked me out of a pile of pups, a tangled mass of paws and tails. He'd stopped at the farm on his way home from the speedway at Yakima. Even back then, I knew I was different than other dogs. My soul just felt more human.

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Woody: Ya know, you've handled this lost toy life better than I could.
Bo Peep: Open your eyes, Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. Sometimes change can be good!
Woody: You can't teach this old toy new tricks.
Bo Peep: You'd be surprised.

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Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.

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Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

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Jared: Can I get a "what what"?
Amy: Oh my god.

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Jodi Kreyman: When you're a tall girl, it's the only thing people see.

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Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.

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Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist. You're a Republican. I don't know what is wrong with me.

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The Elder: The people we don't want here are leaving! Force them to stay!

Andrew Upton

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Dorrie: Have you ever been with someone, and you stay up until like 4AM just talking about everything, and you're just like, I can't believe I get to exist at the same time as you?
Keon: No, but like I'm really happy for you?

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Peg: OK, sure. I counterfeited Bills tix. But it was for a bigger cause. Higher education. Higher education is the key to financial freedom.
Cop: Ma'am... your scam is desecrating the sacred ground of our Buffalo Bills.
Peg: No, it's not.
(00:09:13)

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Hayley: This better be the last time I see that butthole tonight.

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