Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.
April Williams: ...and now you're.
Little Jordan Sanders: Little.
Nora Fanshaw: Where do you want to live now, doll?
Nicole: Well, I'm here now, obviously. I don't know if the show will get picked up. It feels like home. It is home. It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie.
Nora Fanshaw: You want to stay here?
Nicole: Charlie's not going to want that. He hates LA.
Nora Fanshaw: We're interested in what you want to do. What you're doing is an act of hope. You understand that?
Nicole: Yeah.
Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.
Andrei: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.
Enzo: He picked me out of a pile of pups, a tangled mass of paws and tails. He'd stopped at the farm on his way home from the speedway at Yakima. Even back then, I knew I was different than other dogs. My soul just felt more human.
Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.
Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.
Jodi Kreyman: When you're a tall girl, it's the only thing people see.
Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist. You're a Republican. I don't know what is wrong with me.
Dorrie: Have you ever been with someone, and you stay up until like 4AM just talking about everything, and you're just like, I can't believe I get to exist at the same time as you?
Keon: No, but like I'm really happy for you?
Norval Greenwood: Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.