Best comedy movie quotes of 2019

Norval Greenwood: Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.

Molly: Nobody knows we're fun.

George: Son, I'd blow your brains out if I thought you had any.

Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.

Jonathan: You know, I haven't seen you do that in a long time.
Derek: Do what?
Jonathan: Let someone in.
Derek: If I've learned anything here, it's to not get too attached.
Jonathan: Not everything has to end badly.
Derek: It's not gonna end, 'cause it never really started.

Woody: Ya know, you've handled this lost toy life better than I could.
Bo Peep: Open your eyes, Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. Sometimes change can be good!
Woody: You can't teach this old toy new tricks.
Bo Peep: You'd be surprised.

Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.

Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.

Molly Patel: You love me.
Katherine Newbury: No, I didn't say that.
Molly Patel: I mean not in those exact words but.
Katherine Newbury: No, I didn't say it in any of those words.

Mr. Link: Did we have to take his clothes?
Sir Lionel Frost: Of course. We can't have you wandering about naked.
Mr. Link: I know but... even his underwear? I mean, I turned them inside out but it's still a little weird.

April Williams: ...and now you're.
Little Jordan Sanders: Little.

Charlie: We didn't have a deal it was something we discussed.
Nora Fanshaw: So it's a deal when it's something you want. And a discussion when Nicole wants it?

Mandy: Oh... my... doll.

Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

Andrei: I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life.

Peg: You can collect 20-year-old debt?
Josh: Debt never dies.
Peg: Debt never dies. Debt never dies. (00:28:30)

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