Michael Knox: I find it hard trusting someone who brings C-4 to a fucking soccer game.
Arkady Belav: I thought Americans hated soccer.
Michael Knox: Yeah, I've been saying that all fucking day.
Tami Oldham: What's it like sailing out there on your own?
Richard Sharp: Miserable.
Liam Stewart: Whatever happens, don't stop.
Matt Graver: You gonna help us start a war.
Alejandro: With who?
Matt Graver: Everyone.
Sean: She's an enigma my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She's like a, beautiful ghost.
Jack Mulligan: What I've learned from men like my father and your husband is that you reap what you sow.
Veronica: Let's hope so.
Curtis Farraday: You know you can get AIDS from looking through trash, right?
Tommy 'Eats' Eaton: Only way you're ever getting AIDS.
Malloy: Take this little problem here on your board. The answer seems pretty plain to me.
Evan Birch: Does it? Well, be my guest. Prove this chair exists.
Malloy: What chair?
Clare: Get me to the soldiers that came by this morning.
Chrissy: I'm telling.
Ms. Thomson: The principal? Great. Then we can discuss your innovative use of a birth-control dispenser to hide the answers of yesterday's quiz... What? You thought I just assumed you were extra-fertile?
Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.
Gary Hart: This campaign is about the future. Not rumors, not sleaze, and I care about the sanctity of this process, whether you DO OR DO not.
Donnie: Drink water.
Wilfried Böse: I want to throw bombs into the consciousness of the masses.
Jonathan: The universe doesn't move toward chaos, it moves toward order. Things have a way or working themselves out.
Reggie Turner: How do you like your new name?
Oscar Wilde: Almost as much as I loathe the old one.
Robert Shafran: When I tell people my story, they don't believe it. I guess I wouldn't believe the story if someone else were telling it, but, I'm telling it and it's true, every word of it.