David Percival: You can't un-fuck what's been fucked.
Hobbs: I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.
Roman J. Israel, Esq.: We are formed of frailty and error. Let us pardon reciprocally each other's follies. That is the first law of nature.
File Clerk: Everyone remembers where they were at the blackout. You?
K: That was a little before my time.
File Clerk: I was home with my folks. Then ten days of darkness. Every machine stopped cold. When the lights came back, we were wiped clean. Photos, files, every bit of data. Gone. Bank records, too. Didn't mind that. It's funny only paper lasted. I mean, we had everything on drives. Everything, everything, everything. My mom still cries over the lost baby pictures.
K: Well, it's a shame. You must have been adorable.
Lucas Ward: I always find a book that much more compelling when the character stands to lose everything.
Xander Cage: I live for this shit.
Eddie: I said Michael Myers!
JD: This is Mike Myers.
Bats: It should be the "Halloween" mask.
JD: This is a Halloween mask!
Bats: No, the killer dude from "Halloween."
JD: Oh, you mean Jason.
Eddie, Bats: No!
Brent Ryan: Your motherfucking mother said to open this door! And motherfuckers, you're going to open this motherfucking door.
David Jordan: Goodnight, nobody.
Kate: It's gonna be the best vacation ever!
Lori Spengler: How did you figure it out?
Tree Gelbman: Because you've killed me before.
Lori Spengler: Then I guess I'm just going to have to do it again.
Paul: See, history is either a lie or a bore... History can't compete with video games, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, Vine, Kik, Burn Note, Whisper, Yik Yak, Skype, Tinder, Grinder, texting, sexting, porn, and that shitty, shitty, shitty orgy of mind numbing mistake called Hollywood. You see, kids, history can't compete. History is over. Everything is happening in this second. (00:36:41)
Karl: This is the last frontier on earth. Still alive, still wild. Not for long. We don't like wild. We don't like untamed. We're obsessed with control. So, we ruin the whole planet, and pride ourselves for creating stupid national parks with stupid rangers in stupid hats to protect what's already gone. Why? Cause we're scared. The jungle shows us what we really are. We're nothing. We're a joke. God fucked up.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Eamon Bailey: Knowing is good, but knowing everything is better.
Nick Jakoby: I think we might be in a Prophecy.
Daryl Ward: We're not in a Prophecy, all right?
Nick Jakoby: How do you know?
Daryl Ward: We're in a stolen Toyota Corolla.
Charlie Bucktin: Courage is resistance to fear, not absence of fear.