Ali: How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?
Australian POW: This is the end, mates. No one knows you're here... It's best if you just resign to your fate.
Aash: My wife loves it when I have to take a cab home because I'm too intoxicated to drive.
Buster Matthews: Do you know why they call me Buster?
Beaser: 'Cause you're stupid enough to let them?
John du Pont: I'm getting Dave. And I don't care how much it costs.