
Gary Supernova: Nothing says 'peace' like a giant gun, huh?

Clark Kent: I have so many questions. Where do I come from?

Mary Katherine: Who are you people?
Ronin: We are the Leafmen, protectors of the forest.

Stacker Pentecost: Today at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time. We have chosen to believe in each other. Today we face the monsters that are at our door, today we are cancelling the apocalypse!

Howard Stark: It's called a bikini.
Dum Dum Dugan: The bikini. You invent it?
Howard Stark: No, the French.
Dum Dum Dugan: Bikini.

Charity: Never underestimate the power of buried treasure, my friend.

Grover: This is a bad idea.
Percy Jackson: You don't even know what I was gonna say.
Grover: You were going to say you're going after the fleece.
Annabeth: Actually, he was going to say we were.

David Grant: Well, why did you have kids, then?
Woody Grant: I like to screw, and your mother's a Catholic, so you figure it out.

Charles: Peru is dangeorus, you can't just go invade a country because you see them as doing something immoral.
Justine: I know. I just think I should be doing something about the rainforest.

Justin: A knight who asks for money to sign his name is a false knight.

Dusty Crophopper: I've flown thousands and thousands of miles, and have never gone anywhere.

Max Lewinsky: I'm paid to catch crooks, not get them elected.

Izzy: Lie to us, we'll lie to you, spy on us, we'll spy on you, poison us, we'll poison you.

Patchi: That's right, Tiny Arms.
Alex: Seriously, what's up with those little, baby hands? I mean, look at him he's so cute! I'm sorry, seriously, I mean, what's up with that?